7 Foot Man Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 I'm the seven foot man, I've commited no crime

2 Bumping my head into doorways, it happens all the time

3 I'm seven feet tall and I repeat

4 They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet

5 I'm seven feet tall and I don't play basketball

6 I'm seven feet tall, but I'm still just a man

7 So of course it hurts me a lot when I walk into the ceiling fan

8 Small people say, "I wish I was him"

9 But it's been nine years since I've had a trim

10 The barber said, "I can't reach the top of his head"

11 Seven foot man

12 I cannot hide

13 Seven foot man

14 I know 'cause I've tried

15 Seven foot man

16 My last girlfriend died

17 Because my penis is seven foot wide

18 So the next time you see me walking around

19 And my head's right about to hit a tree branch tell me to duck down

20 And I'll pay you back soon you will see

21 By getting your frisbee down from that tree

22 I do what I can, I'm the seven foot man

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