A Christmas Song Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Well,um it's the holiday season

2 And Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty or nice

3 And I'm kinda feelin' guilty

4 So I wrote a song

5 So many presents, so little time

6 Santa won't be coming

7 By my house this year

8 'Cause I tried to drown my sister

9 And I pierced my ear

10 Oh mama made it perfectly clear

11 Santa don't like bad boys

12 Especially Jewish ones

13 Skanif-kanof and Lego blocks

14 Are what I desire

15 So, why'd I have to set

16 The pizza guy's hair on fire

17 I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar

18 So, no toys for me

19 I don't deserve 'em

20 I couldn't wait for a big wheel

21 As the holiday neared

22 But then I told my grandma

23 That she had a beard

24 (speaking) Dear Santa,

25 I know what my problem is

26 Why I can't be good

27 It's a fear of intimacy

28 You see, my whole life

29 Whenever I've met someone

30 really great like you and,

31 I keep feeling

32 I'm getting too close to them

33 Something inside me

34 Makes me want to screw it up

35 So in a weird way

36 The reason I'm so bad is because

37 I love you so much Santa

38 Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots

39 Is what I was hopin' for

40 But then I made a death threat

41 To Vice President Gore

42 Oh Santa won't be knockin' on my door

43 'Cause he's a big fat whore

44 What made me say that!?

45 Chutes and Ladders

46 Would be so good indeed

47 So why's I have to sell

48 That cop a bag of weed

49 So Santa please give me

50 My Easy Bake Oven

51 I swear I thought Billy goats

52 Were made for lovin'

53 So Santa won't you

54 Accept my appoligies

55 Santa can't you see

56 I'm beggin' you please

57 Oh Santa, next year

58 I'll do you right

59 Live from New York

60 It's Saturday Night