Assistant Principal's Big Day Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Performed by Adam Sandler

2 [Speaking through a microphone]

3 "Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar, as the school's lone administrator for the next few days."

4 "Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the same, there will be some additional regulations you must also follow."

5 "Number one - smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods."

6 "Number two - the girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself."

7 "Number three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact with me is also prohibited."

8 "Number four - girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm."

9 "Number five - while I am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other spread eagle in front of me and satisfy each other orally until I have completed ejaculating."

10 "Finally, rule number six - any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless they are masturbating."

11 "If you have any questions about these new regulations, I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass."

12 "Good day"