At A Medium Pace Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Put your arms around me, baby

2 Can't you see I need you so?

3 Hold me close against your skin

4 I'm about to begin lovin' you

5 Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

6 Play with my balls and tell me how big they are

7 Honey, rub your beaver up and down my face

8 Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

9 You see that shampoo bottle, now stick it up my ass

10 Push it in and out at a medium pace

11 Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was

12 Now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face

13 Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls

14 Back between my legs

15 Call me an ugly woman

16 And take my picture to show all the people you work with

17 Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass

18 Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off

19 Strap on a dildo and make me give you head

20 Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

21 Oh I feel so humiliated, I'm about to blow my load

22 You tell it's time to make love

23 But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself

24 Then you look into my eyes and you realize

25 How much I enjoy loving you, oh

26 I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach

27 Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

28 Oh, uh ooh