Bad Boyfriend Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Why don't you pick up after your done?

2 I'm not your slave

3 I'm not your mother

4 I'm not your maid

5 I mean I've got a life too

6 So fuck you!

7 Why can't you be nicer to my friend?

8 They're gonna be here soon

9 Last time they were here

10 You just sat in the bedroom

11 Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou

12 Fuck you!

13 Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class?

14 I only took it 'cause you like moo shu

15 Fuck you!

16 I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting lately

17 Fuck you!

18 Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off

19 Fuck you!

20 I had the beer at work, for God's sake

21 Fuck you!

22 By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow?

23 Fuck you!

24 I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you

25 Why don't you ever take me to a play?

26 Or a museum?

27 There's an art gallery two blocks away

28 And we've never been there

29 We always do what you wanna do

30 Fuck you!

31 You didn't notice

32 I got new throw pillows for the sofa

33 You didn't notice I had the kitched painted blue

34 Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me?

35 You take me for granted

36 Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?

37 I always try to look my best and you should too

38 Fuck you!

39 Why won't I ever get out of this relationship?

40 You're such a jerk

41 The only thing you do right is

42 Tell me that you love me

43 Well, I guess I love you too

44 But fuck you!

45 Seriously