Chanukah Song Part II Lyrics - Adam Sandler
1 Put on your Yamaka
2 Its time for Chanukah
3 So much funnaka
4 To celebrate Chanukah
5 Chanukah is the festival of lights
6 Instead of one day of presents
7 We get eight crazy nights
8 When you feel like the only kid in town
9 Without a Christmas tree
10 Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
11 Just like you and me
12 Winona Ryder,
13 Drinks Manischewitz wine
14 Then spins a Dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
15 Guess who gives and receives
16 Loads of Chanukah toys
17 The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys
18 Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
19 Courtney Love is half too
20 Put them together
21 What a funky bad ass Jew
22 We got Harvey Keitel
23 And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
24 Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
25 And yes her boobs are real
26 Put on that yarmulka
27 Its time for Chanukah
28 2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
29 celebrates Chanukah
30 O.J. Simpson
31 Still not a Jew
32 But guess who is,
33 The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
34 Bob Dylan was born a Jew
35 Then he wasn't
36 but now he's back,
37 Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
38 'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.
39 Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
40 On the PGA tour
41 No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
42 I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.
43 So many Jews are in the show biz
44 Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
45 But my mother thinks he is.
46 Tell the world-amanaka
47 It's time to celebrate Chanukah
48 It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
49 The C is silent in Chanukah
50 So read your hooked on phonica
51 Get drunk in Tijuanaka
52 If you really really wannaka
53 Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!
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