Chanukah Song Part II Lyrics - Adam Sandler



1 Put on your Yamaka

2 Its time for Chanukah

3 So much funnaka

4 To celebrate Chanukah


5 Chanukah is the festival of lights

6 Instead of one day of presents

7 We get eight crazy nights


8 When you feel like the only kid in town

9 Without a Christmas tree

10 Here's a new list of people who are Jewish

11 Just like you and me


12 Winona Ryder,

13 Drinks Manischewitz wine

14 Then spins a Dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein


15 Guess who gives and receives

16 Loads of Chanukah toys

17 The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys


18 Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,

19 Courtney Love is half too

20 Put them together

21 What a funky bad ass Jew


22 We got Harvey Keitel

23 And flash dancer Jennifer Beals

24 Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish

25 And yes her boobs are real


26 Put on that yarmulka

27 Its time for Chanukah

28 2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka

29 celebrates Chanukah


30 O.J. Simpson

31 Still not a Jew

32 But guess who is,

33 The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo


34 Bob Dylan was born a Jew

35 Then he wasn't

36 but now he's back,

37 Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish

38 'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.


39 Guess who got bar-mitzvahed

40 On the PGA tour

41 No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods

42 I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.


43 So many Jews are in the show biz

44 Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish

45 But my mother thinks he is.


46 Tell the world-amanaka

47 It's time to celebrate Chanukah

48 It's not pronounced Ch-nakah

49 The C is silent in Chanukah

50 So read your hooked on phonica

51 Get drunk in Tijuanaka

52 If you really really wannaka

53 Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!


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