Chanukah Song Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Ok...

2 This is a song that uh...

3 There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uh...

4 Not too many Christmas songs

5 So uh...

6 I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs

7 Here We Go...

8 Put on your yarmulke

9 Here comes Chanukah

10 So much funukah

11 To celebrate Chanukah

12 Chanukah is the festival of lights

13 Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

14 When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree

15 Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me

16 David Lee Roth lights the menorah

17 So do Kirt Douglas, James Caan and the late Dinah Shore-ah

18 Guess who eats together and the CarDeli

19 Bowser form Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli

20 Paul Newman's half Jewish, Glodie Hawn's half too

21 Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew

22 You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"

23 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spook- both Jewish

24 Put on your yarmulke

25 It's time for Chanukah

26 The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs

27 Celebrates Chanukah

28 O.J. Simpson, not a Jew

29 But guess who is hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted

30 We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby

31 Harrison Ford's and quarter Jewish- not to shabby

32 Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is

33 Well he's not but guess who is

34 All three Stooges

35 So many Jews are in showbiz

36 Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is

37 Tell your friend Veronica

38 It's time to celebrte Chanukah

39 I hope I get a harmonicah

40 On this lovely, lovely Chanukah

41 So drink your gin and tonicah

42 And smoke your marijuanikah

43 If your really, really wannakah

44 Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah

45 Happy Chanukah