Cool Guy 1 Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 -{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}-

2 SEAN: What's your name, baby?

3 GIRL #4: Desiree.

4 SEAN: Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.

5 GIRL #4: What's your name?

6 -{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player}-

7 SEAN: My name's sean, I want to get it on.

8 GIRL #4: Ooh.

9 SEAN: you know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.

10 GIRL #4: Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.

11 SEAN: Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--

12 GIRL #4: Oh my.

13 SEAN: --You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?

14 GIRL #4: That's sounds nice, sean.

15 SEAN: You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that's music to my ears.

16 GIRL #4: I'm already naked, how about you?

17 SEAN: Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.

18 GIRL #4: You must look good you stud, are you hard?

19 SEAN: Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go.

20 GIRL #4: ..."Tally-whacker"?

21 SEAN: No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat.

22 GIRL #4: Oh my god.

23 SEAN: What?

24 GIRL #4: -{To other call girl}- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.

25 -{Sean groans}-

26 CALL GIRL #2: -{To Girl #4}- your kidding?

27 GIRL #4: -{To other call girl}- And his sweet-meat.

28 CALL GIRL #2: -{To Girl #4}- that's so gross.

29 -{she hangs up}-

30 SEAN: No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.

31 -{hangs up}-

32 what the fuck is happening

33 -{weeping}-

34 ... I'm horny, goddamn it. Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.