Cool Guy 2 Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 -{The Sounds of waves crashing-

2 SEAN:This is quite the chill night.kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.

3 GIRL #2:Yeah, the waves are so calming.

4 SEAN:So, is your body.looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.

5 GIRL #2:Thanks sean, that's so sweet.

6 -{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player-

7 SEAN:Let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours.

8 GIRL #2:Uh-oh.

9 SEAN:Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.

10 GIRL #2:Oh sean, you're so cute.

11 SEAN:Why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?

12 GIRL #2:Oh my god.

13 SEAN:Yeah.

14 GIRL #2:And how about you take off clothes, sean.

15 SEAN:Oh, oh is that right, baby?You want me to show my stuff, too?

16 GIRL #2:My god, you look good, sean.

17 SEAN:Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know.

18 GIRL #2:Ooh.

19 -{she starts to unbuckle his pants-

20 SEAN:Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'.

21 GIRL #2:What's that?

22 SEAN:Let's get it swingin'.

23 GIRL #2:No, the other thing you said?

24 SEAN:...The wet-weiner?

25 GIRL #2:-{gasps- You know what?

26 SEAN:Yeah?

27 GIRL #2:I'm going to go throw up, now.See you.

28 SEAN:Hmm, leave me all horny here.How-- how you going to get home there, baby?

29 GIRL #2:I'll walk.-{She begins to walk away-

30 SEAN:Mm-hm. I'm-a call you.

31 GIRL #2:Don't. -{She's gone-

32 SEAN:A'ight, A'ight.I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby.-{to self- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.

33 Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a bitch?

34 THE END