Cool Guy 5 Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 -{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker-

2 GIRL #5:Hey, honey.

3 SEAN:S'up baby?looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit.You cold, baby?You want to use me as a blanket?

4 GIRL #5:I'm just doing my thing.

5 SEAN:Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky?'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.

6 GIRL #5:Well, how much you got, big man?

7 SEAN:Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on.

8 GIRL #5:What's that?

9 SEAN:You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.

10 GIRL #5:Ooh, I can do that.

11 SEAN:You can?

12 GIRL #5:Mm-hmm.

13 SEAN:You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?

14 GIRL #5:Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.

15 SEAN:oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.

16 GIRL #5:-{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest.

17 -{police car pulls up-

18 SEAN:You got to be f**king with mind here.

19 GIRL #5:No, I'm not.

20 COP:Good job denise.we'll take him from here.

21 -{Cop hand cuffs Sean-

22 SEAN:WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide?F**k that shit.

23 GIRL #5:Hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.

24 SEAN:WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!

25 -{cop throws sean in back of police car-

26 COP:Just get in the back, asshole.

27 GIRL #5:-{from outside- You sick f**k.

28 SEAN:Damn!!-{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!

29 PEEPER: Piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car-

30 SEAN:WHAT?!

31 PEEPER:Please, piss me.

32 SEAN:NO!!!

33 PEEPER:Just a tinkle.

34 SEAN:F**k that, keep him away from me.

35 PEEPER:Urine.

36 SEAN:Keep this man away from me.