Cool Guy 5 Lyrics - Adam Sandler
1 -{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker-
2 GIRL #5:Hey, honey.
3 SEAN:S'up baby?looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit.You cold, baby?You want to use me as a blanket?
4 GIRL #5:I'm just doing my thing.
5 SEAN:Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky?'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.
6 GIRL #5:Well, how much you got, big man?
7 SEAN:Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on.
8 GIRL #5:What's that?
9 SEAN:You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.
10 GIRL #5:Ooh, I can do that.
11 SEAN:You can?
12 GIRL #5:Mm-hmm.
13 SEAN:You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?
14 GIRL #5:Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.
15 SEAN:oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.
16 GIRL #5:-{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest.
17 -{police car pulls up-
18 SEAN:You got to be f**king with mind here.
19 GIRL #5:No, I'm not.
20 COP:Good job denise.we'll take him from here.
21 -{Cop hand cuffs Sean-
22 SEAN:WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide?F**k that shit.
23 GIRL #5:Hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.
24 SEAN:WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!
25 -{cop throws sean in back of police car-
26 COP:Just get in the back, asshole.
27 GIRL #5:-{from outside- You sick f**k.
28 SEAN:Damn!!-{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!
29 PEEPER: Piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car-
30 SEAN:WHAT?!
31 PEEPER:Please, piss me.
32 SEAN:NO!!!
33 PEEPER:Just a tinkle.
34 SEAN:F**k that, keep him away from me.
35 PEEPER:Urine.
36 SEAN:Keep this man away from me.
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