Corduroy Blues Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 When I was a boy

2 There was no limit on what I could eat

3 Shake after shake after shake after shake

4 Followed by all kinds of red meat

5 Metabolism runnin' around so fast

6 My body never gained no weight

7 That pissed off all my Momma's friends

8 And made my big-boned sister irate

9 But now I'm a man

10 And all that food frolicking has caused my ego to hurt

11 'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone

12 I'm too embarrassed to remove my shirt

13 What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay

14 Made a fat mother-f**ker outta me

15 What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay

16 Made a fat mother-f**ker outta me

17 And all them cookies I been munching lately

18 My feets are becoming difficult to see

19 I believe it was my Daddy

20 Who led to this eating disease

21 By calling me "The Little Candy-ass"

22 When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese

23 Or maybe it was my Momma

24 Who got me addicted to the wrong foods

25 Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet

26 Would I get to see Momma's good moods

27 They said eat this, they said eat that

28 To stay skinny there was no chance

29 And now when I walk I hear corduroy

30 Even though I ain't wearing pants

31 What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay

32 Made a fat mother-f**ker outta me

33 (You fat f**k, you fat f**k)

34 What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay

35 Made a fat mother-f**ker outta me

36 (You fat f**k, you fat f**k)

37 And all that ice cream I been eatin' lately

38 My chins alone weigh 203

39 The diet starts tomorrow!

40 I have a grapefruit for breakfast

41 For lunch a bowl of white rice

42 Dinnertime it's a saltless potato

43 I ain't allowed no spice

44 If this diet's gonna work

45 Tonight I can't eat no more

46 "Just go to sleep," I say to myself

47 As I close the bedroom door

48 Two in the morning, I wake up to piss

49 My belly's hungry and achin'

50 Tiptoe to the kitchen, f**k the diet

51 Bring on the chips flavored with bacon

52 What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay

53 Made a fat mother-f**ker outta me

54 What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay

55 Make a tub o' shit outta me

56 And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately

57 I shoulda bought stock in Sara Lee