Crazy Love Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 (Adam:) You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded

2 (Lisa:) And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me

3 and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)

4 (Adam:) And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side

5 of the road then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player

6 (Lisa:) And you don't have a problem with me

7 when I follow people I've never met before and force them to look

8 at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back

9 (Adam:) It's very pretty, baby

10 (Both:)

11 Well you must have been sent from above

12 You're all that I can think of

13 You're just as psychotic as me

14 My crazy love

15 (Adam:) Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit

16 to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep

17 (Lisa:) Blah bloo blah bloo bloo

18 (Adam:) Thank you

19 (Lisa:) And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out

20 with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO

21 for two and a half years

22 (Adam:) I believe you sugarpie

23 (Both:)

24 'Cause our love is right on track

25 I'm yours, your mine it's a fact

26 Don't forget to take your Prozac

27 My crazy love

28 (Adam:) Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there

29 (Lisa:) Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my

30 Wonder Woman underwear

31 (Adam:) I didn't care Babe I know I never had a job 'cause I'm afraid

32 to talk to people 'cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information

33 (Lisa:) They can't fool you sweetheart

34 And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin

35 Chester's house to the ground but you told the cops we were out

36 ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you

37 (Adam:) I ain't no fink, dollface

38 (Both:)

39 'Cause we know that it's true

40 Only I could love you

41 We both eat with our hands

42 My crazy love

43 (Lisa:) My crazy, crazy love

44 (spoken to end)

45 (Adam:) Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby

46 (Lisa:) I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me?

47 (Adam:) Oh yeah, here you go

48 (splurt)