Dancin' and Pantsin' Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, Frank Coraci, and Bob Glaub

2 When I was a young man

3 I didn't like to dance

4 I was shy

5 I'd stand against the wall all night

6 I'd never take a chance

7 So afraid

8 I wouldn't get on that dance floor

9 Unless I was really drunk

10 10 shots

11 But I found a place where the stars hang out

12 And they taught me how to funk

13 Real nasty

14 It ain't too far away

15 It's just on the edge of town

16 Nearby

17 But be ready when you get there

18 'Cause these folks don't fuck around

19 You can

20 Rub your belly with Liza Minelli

21 Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub your belly

22 Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis

23 Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls

24 Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS

25 Lick your lips

26 Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen

27 It's fucking obscense

28 Clench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White

29 You'll see the light when your sphincter's tight

30 If you don't know how to move

31 Just feel the groove

32 And dance

33 Like you just shit your pants

34 Spin like a little girl

35 With cross-dressing Milton Berle

36 Just give it a whirl, pretend you're a little girl

37 Wave that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino

38 Wave your weeno, even more obsceno

39 Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink

40 Piss in the sink

41 Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif

42 What a relief

43 Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel

44 Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell

45 Then spew all over the room

46 With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum

47 And dance

48 Like you just shit your pants

49 Mr. Belvedere

50 Fatty Fatty

51 Finger in his own rear

52 Bernard King

53 Basketball, basketball

54 Showing off his ding-a-ling

55 Swimming Mark Spitz

56 Moustache, moustache

57 Playing with his hairy tits

58 Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver

59 Both of them got the boogie fever

60 Shit your pants

61 You can

62 Do the hustle with seven-footer Billy Russell

63 Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love muscle

64 Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass

65 Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass

66 Dry-hump the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore

67 Pump it sore

68 Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple

69 Drink some Ripple

70 Give it a hearty whack with TV great Victor Tayback

71 When you give it a whack, don't hurt the nut-sack

72 So if the thought of grooving is bringing you down

73 Come to the funkiest place in town

74 The stars will show you how to move

75 And dance

76 Like you just shit your pants