Davey's Song Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:

2 He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me!

3 Police:

4 What?

5 Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:

6 He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl.

7 Davey:

8 Oh, boy.

9 I'm the kinda guy that can't stand the holiday

10 So I drink them all away

11 That's me

12 I don't decorate no trees

13 And I won't eat no potato lakees

14 But I'll give this old ladies melons a squeeze

15 That's just who I am

16 Well I'll never spin a dreidel

17 But I'll always throw an egg

18 And I'll charliehorse your leg- for laughs

19 While you're singing your holiday tune

20 I'm acting like the town Bafoon

21 Whipping out my big white scary moon

22 And blowing a beef your way

23 I hate folks who think reindeer are cute

24 to me they're just something to shoot

25 I hate love, I hate you, I hate me

26 Well I'm a snowmobile stealing

27 No 'tis the season' feeling

28 Kind of guy (kind of guy)

29 This time of year sucks

30 So I take my numchucks

31 And make sure every snowman dies

32 Believeing in Santa's all wrong

33 And Chaunaka's eight days too long

34 I hate love, I hate you, I hate me

35 I hate love, I hate you, I hate me