Fatty McGee Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Performed by Adam Sandler, David Spade, Tim Herlihy, Steve Koren, and Tim Meadows

2 [Typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors]

3 [Talking quietly]

4 M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."

5 M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"

6 M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."

7 M2: "Well we better study our butts off."

8 M1: "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."

9 M2: "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"

10 M1: "All right."

11 [Turning pages]

12 [Heavy steps]

13 M2: "Uh oh"

14 M1: "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."

15 [Heavy steps continue]

16 M2: "Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way out of breath!"

17 [Fatty whining, try to catch breath]

18 M1: "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."

19 Fatty: [Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"

20 M1: "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."

21 Fatty: [Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya."

22 [Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]

23 M2: "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"

24 Fatty: "No, no, I'm catching it!"

25 [Fatty continuing to whine and snort]

26 M1: "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."

27 Fatty: [Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem."

28 M1: "Oh man."

29 Fatty: [Still snorting and whining loudly] "This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."

30 [Whining continues even louder]

31 M1: "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."

32 [Wheezing continues a little softer]

33 M2: "Fatty! Please keep it down!"

34 [Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]

35 M2: "Is he sleeping!?"

36 M1: "No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down." [Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]

37 M2: "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"

38 Fatty: [Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."

39 [Whining continues]

40 M1: "Fatty, you know what's going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!"

41 [Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]

42 M2: "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"

43 [Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]

44 M2: "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"

45 Fatty: [Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"

46 Fireman Ray: "Fire! Man the building!"

47 M1: "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."

48 Fireman Ray: "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"

49 Fatty: [Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]

50 Fireman Ray: "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"

51 Fatty: [Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!"

52 Fireman Ray: [annoyed] "Why!?"

53 Fatty: [Still whining horribly] "They're fun!"

54 Fireman Ray: "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"

55 [Everyone laughing at stupid joke]

56 [Raspberry]