Forgetful Lucy Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 The Hukilau was the place

2 Where I first saw your face

3 We liked each other right away

4 But you didn't remember me the very next day

5 Forgetful Lucy

6 Has got a nice caboose-ie

7 I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat

8 But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat

9 Than we drove up to see Dr. Keets

10 And find out why Doug always has to change his sheets

11 Forgetful Lucy

12 Cracked her head like Gary Busey

13 But I still love her so

14 And I'll never let her go

15 Even if while I'm singing this song

16 She's wishing I had Jocko The Walrus's shlong

17 Forgetful Lucy

18 Her lips are so damn juicy

19 How about another first kiss?