Four Years Old Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg

2 Hey

3 Why'd you wake me from my nap?

4 I'm not in the mood

5 To play your games

6 Or sit on your lap

7 You

8 Where's my Yankees drinking glass?

9 I want some juice

10 And I want it now

11 So you better move your ass

12 And feel bad for me

13 'Cuz I'm just getting over a cold

14 I'm four years old!

15 I'm four years old!

16 I'm four years old!

17 Somebody better tie my shoes!

18 Now

19 I run down the hall

20 I scream and I yell

21 And I cry 'cuz I fell

22 Bring the rubbing alcohol

23 Outside

24 I get mud on my shoe

25 I come back in the house

26 I get it on the rug

27 The cleanging's up to you

28 And I won't take a bath

29 Unless you make me Spaghetti-O's

30 I'm four years old!

31 I'm four years old!

32 I'm four years old!

33 Mommy reads to me at night

34 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

35 Well

36 I can't have a job

37 And I can't go to school

38 If no grownups are around

39 I can't go near the pool

40 I'm not alowed to climb

41 My neighbor's apple tree

42 I'm not allowed to sit

43 Too close to the TV

44 I don't know how to drive

45 And I don't know how to spell

46 But if I hear my brother cursing

47 I do know how to tell

48 'Cuz he made me eat some bread

49 That was covered in mold

50 I'm four years old!

51 I'm four years old!

52 I'm four years old!

53 I just threw up on my grandmother