Gay Robot Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Pass the fuckin ball!

2 What an idiot!

3 Fuck it, I'm gonna go get another beer. You guys want one?

4 Alright...

5 Two Please!

6 Oh boy...

7 Hahahaha

8 (phone rings)

9 Hello?... Yeah, yeah, cool, we're all just hangin out... Alright

10 Bye-bye...

11 Who was that, some chicks?

12 Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot's comin over

13 What?

14 Yeah, he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gay

15 Yo, we're out of Hunnyduffers so I grabbed a couple of Gooseheads...

16 Okay, that's cool...

17 Wait, so the robot's gay?

18 Gay Robot's comin over?

19 Yep...

20 Oh, dude, you gotta see this, he's insane with football stats

21 No way!

22 (doorbell rings)

23 It's open!

24 Hey guys... what's up?

25 Hey, good to see ya Gay Robot...

26 Gay Robot in the house!

27 Word up... what's the score, fuckers?

28 Giants are eatin shit in the third quarter, it's 24-8 Miami...

29 Don't worry, the Giants have phenominal fourth quarter numbers...

30 Really?

31 They'll come back and win by three

32 Alright!

33 I love it!

34 Fuck you guys!

35 Sorry, buddy...

36 Who's the new guy?

37 Oh, that's my friend John.

38 Hey John... sweet hat!

39 Uh... thanks... what's goin on?

40 You know... just chillin... can I suck your dick?

41 What?

42 No, no, no, no, he's okay, Gay Robot...

43 That was funny...

44 The Gay Robot gets a little horny cause he doesn't know any

45 gay guys around here...

46 Oh, I see...

47 Sorry!

48 hehehe...

49 Oh, I can't believe you dropped that! Do something, Henderson,

50 you fat fuck!

51 Hey! That was very offensive to me!

52 Why? You're not fat...

53 I thought you said fag!

54 No, i wouldn't say that, I said fat...

55 Oh, sorry!

56 hahaha

57 I guess if you fist fuck me, we'll be even!

58 No, I'm not gay, Gay Robot...

59 I thought you said you were?

60 No... You know I never said that...

61 I know, I was just rousing you! Good times! Good times guys!

62 Hahahaha

63 Hey, Gay Robot's havin a good time!

64 So how do you think the Eagles are gonna do this season, Gay Robot?

65 Let's find out! (whirring, beeping noises) Says here, due to injuries

66 and irratic weather patterns, the Eagles will finish a dismal 7-9

67 What? No way!

68 Deal with it

69 The Gay Robot knows his shit, man

70 Now will someone blow it on my face?

71 Nobody's gay here but you, Gay Robot, so let's just watch some

72 football, alright?

73 Look, I'm not here to bring the party down... It's just... I run

74 on semen... Without it, I could die... Help me to live fellas...

75 Jerk off in my mouth immediatly... Please, my circuits are

76 shorting... Starting to fade already... See a light... Going

77 towards it....

78 hahahahah

79 You're makin this up, Gay Robot!

80 My bad! You got me! Hahaha... good times!

81 Hahaahaha...

82 So does he eat food like us... human people?

83 Yeah, he can eat food...

84 Ya want some tortilla chips, Gay Robot?

85 Sounds great, John. Can I dip them in your ass?

86 Ooh...

87 I'm all set, thanks

88 Hehehe...

89 What the fuck?! The reception's all fuzzy!

90 Are you kidding me?

91 Don't panic... I can fix it

92 Oh hey! That's right! I love it, work your robot magic, fix that shit!

93 Okay, here's the problem!

94 My man! What is it?

95 Your cock's not in my asshole!

96 Aww.... Maybe you should go home and take a cold shower, Gay Robot...

97 Alright... I'll go... We'll just whack each other off and I'll bail

98 Not gonna happen

99 Please?

100 Goodbye

101 Fuck you

102 Later Gay Robot

103 (fly unzips)

104 Oh no! Look what happened! My robo-cock fell out of my pants!

105 Oh, shit, he's got a boner!!

106 Taste it!!!

107 (spraying sounds)

108 Oh, oh!!!

109 Fuckin asshole!!!

110 Come on, Gay Robot!!!

111 Aww, man!

112 Later fags!

113 (Door opens and closes)

114 (Distant voices)

115 Hey Gay Robot

116 Hey Mr. Chasen... Can I suck your dick?