George Simmons Soon Will Be Gone Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 How will you

2 people live without me?

3 Who will bring you joy

4 when I'm gone?

5 'Cause I'm one funny man

6 I bring the comedy

7 I am the one you go to,

8 to get cheered up

9 Put in my movies

10 Escape, if you will

11 To a land of loveliness

12 He doesn't have patience

13 He hates so many people

14 He's mad when others do well

15 He hates himself

16 Fuck George Simmons

17 He has a medium-sized penis

18 He fucked so many girls

19 And yet no one remembers

20 When he's done fucking them

21 The girl just

22 lays there and says

23 I should have fucked

24 Jean-Claude Van Damme instead of you

25 Fuck, yeah! Fuck, yeah!

26 George Simmons

27 soon will be gone

28 And he will not

29 miss you people at all.

30 Our relationship has

31 always been strained.

32 You always wanted too much

33 from me, and I'm very mad at you.

34 Leave me alone.

35 Don't visit my grave, cocksuckers.

36 Peace!