I'm So Wasted Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 I'm sittin' in my chair,

2 Watching the T.V.

3 It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see

4 I just lit... some crazy ass shit

5 That my friend over night mailed to me

6 I'm fucking wasted

7 It's the best shit I ever tasted

8 I think they fuckin' laced it

9 'Cause I'm so damn lambasted

10 Ooh!!

11 Well my friend came over,

12 So I packed him a pipe

13 I told him you better go easy with this shit

14 But he didn't believe the hype

15 He sparked three bowls just to show he could take it

16 Two minutes later he was playin' backgammon naked

17 He's fucking wasted!

18 It's the best shit he ever tasted

19 He's lost in fuckin' space yeah

20 'Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted

21 Whoaaa spent the last two hours

22 Hiding under my bed

23 'Cause I looked in the garbage can

24 And I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head

25 I'm fuckin wasted!!

26 Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face

27 The bird laughed hysterically

28 And started to moonwalk all over the place

29 He tripped over the toadstool wire

30 And fell on his beak

31 He looked at the two of us and he started to speak...

32 I'M FUCKIN WASTED!!

33 IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER TASTED!

34 My brain's getting wasted

35 Welllllll I'm fuckin' fried!!

36 Now...

37 We're sittin' in the bathtub

38 Wanted something to eat

39 I wanted a pizza, the bird said...

40 Uhhh pepperoni would be sweet

41 Delivery guy showed up four hours later

42 Handed me his shoe

43 I said "we ordered a pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you"

44 I'm fucking wasted

45 It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted

46 Whoaa fucking shit!!

47 I'm wayyyy too...... baked

48 Oh no!