Long Ago Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 It all seemed so long ago

2 Young and happy don't you know

3 Down by the creek I would show

4 Fireflies to that girl

5 But that was back when he was nice

6 Before my warm heart turned to ice

7 My sister's wig once had lice

8 But that was long ago

9 The schoolyard's where we were

10 The first time I kissed her

11 He thought he got some tongue

12 But it was only retainer

13 Eleanore's bra is a trainer

14 Well, over there's my family home

15 And the woods we used to roam

16 The only time I had sex was on the phone

17 But that was long ago

18 I carved our names upon that tree

19 I loved him and he loved me

20 My darling wife was once a he

21 But that was long ago

22 He'd always whisper in my ear

23 But then I started drinkin' beer

24 My jewels got licked by six frisky deer

25 Now he's just a loner and a lier

26 And my trailor's caught on fire, fire?