Moyda Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg

2 Schnine

3 He's a pretty good guy

4 He's nice to his neighbors

5 You can count on him to buy your school candy bars

6 He's a real nice guy

7 He's always got the jumper cables

8 He'll take your mail in when you're on vacation

9 He's a good-hearted man

10 Volunteers at the library

11 He'll help you find a book on whales

12 He's a thoughtfull man

13 Rememers your birthday

14 Says God bless you when you sneeze

15 But there's a problem

16 It's not your average problem

17 But it's a pretty big problem

18 His hobby is moyda

19 His hobby is moyda

20 He'll eat a hamboyga

21 Then commit moyda

22 He's a friendly guy

23 He waves to all the joggers

24 Children use his backyard as a short-cut

25 He's a real sweet guy

26 He'll take you to the airport

27 You can borrow his snow-blower any time you want,you know that

28 He's a cool cool guy

29 He always recycles

30 Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay

31 He's a great, great man

32 He'll sign your petition

33 Then proceed to compliment your new haircut

34 But there's a problem

35 It's not a common problem

36 But it's a pretty big problem

37 His hobby is moyda

38 His hobby is moyda

39 South of the boyda

40 He's wanted for moyda

41 Here he comes

42 Hey Larry, how ya doing?

43 How's the garden coming?

44 You know, it's interesting

45 I just read at the library

46 That you need to rotate the soil

47 To get real plump, red tomatoes

48 Oh, and one more thing

49 My hobby is moyda

50 Two, three, four

51 I'm a sick man

52 My hobby is moyda

53 My hobby is moyda

54 I'll eat a hamboyga

55 Then commit moyda

56 [Chanting]

57 I never loiter

58 After committing the doity deed of moyda

59 Only Sigmund Freuda

60 Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda

61 Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder