Mr. Bake-O Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Performed by Adam Sandler

2 Transcribed by The Brave Raven.

3 I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV

4 It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see

5 I just lit some crazy ass shit

6 that my friend overnight mailed to me

7 I'm fucking wasted

8 It's the best shit I ever tasted

9 I think they fucking laced it

10 Cause I'm so damn lambasted

11 Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe

12 I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype

13 He sparked three bows just to show he could take it

14 Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked

15 He's fucking wasted

16 It's the best shit he ever tasted

17 He's lost in fucking spaced-ed

18 Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted

19 Oh I spent the last two hours

20 hiding under my bed

21 Cause I looked in the garbage can

22 and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head

23 I'm fucking wasted

24 Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face

25 The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place

26 He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak

27 He looked at the two of us and he started to speak

28 I'm fucking wasted

29 It's the best shit I've ever tasted

30 My brain's been erased-ed

31 Well fucking fried

32 I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat

33 I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet

34 Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe

35 I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you

36 I'm fucking wasted

37 It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted

38 Oh fucking shit

39 I'm way too baked