Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 [Phone Rings]

2 [Mr. Spindel picks it up]

3 Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

4 Student: [Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"

5 [Chuckling]

6 Mr Spindel: "Whut!?"

7 Student: [Whispering] "You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th

8 period!"

9 [Chuckling]

10 Mr Spindel: "Hey! Who is this!"

11 [Student Hangs up phone]

12 [Dial tone]

13 Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

14 [Dial tone]

15 Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

16 [Dial tone]

17 Mr Spindel: "Who is this!?"

18 [Dial tone]

19 Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

20 [Dial tone]

21 Mr Spindel: "Answer me!"

22 [Dial tone]

23 Mr Spindel: "Who is this!?"

24 [Dial tone]

25 Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

26 [Dial tone]

27 Mr Spindel: "For God's sake! Who are you!?"

28 [Dial tone]

29 Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

30 [Dial tone]

31 Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

32 [Dial tone]

33 [Operator recording playing "If you'd like to make a call..."]

34 Mr Spindel: "Who is that!?"

35 [Recording continues]

36 Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

37 [Recording continues]

38 Mr Spindel: "Who are you!?"

39 [Recording continues]

40 Mr Spindel: "Please answer me!"

41 [Silence]

42 [Bleeping noise]

43 Mr Spindel: "Oh God! Who is this!?"

44 [Bleeping]

45 Mr Spindel: "Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?"

46 [Bleeping]

47 Mr Spindel: "WHY!? WHY!?"

48 [Bleeping]

49 Mr Spindel: "Just tell me your name."

50 [Bleeping]

51 Mr Spindel: "Please."

52 [Bleeping]

53 Mr Spindel: "I'm gonna hang up!"

54 [Bleeping]

55 Mr Spindel: "I'm warning you!"

56 [Bleeping]

57 Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"

58 [Bleeping]

59 Mr Spindel: "Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!"

60 [Bleeping]

61 Mr Spindel: "That's it!"

62 [Bleeping]

63 Mr Spindel: "Damn you kids!!"

64 [Bleeping]

65 Mr Spindel: "Damn you!!"

66 [Slams down phone]

67 [Phone rings]

68 [Mr. Spindel picks it up]

69 Mr Spindel: "Hullo?"

70 Ted: "Yeah, Bill."

71 Mr Spindel: "Oh, TED!"

72 Ted: "I've been trying to get through to you forever. Who have you been

73 talking to?"

74 Mr Spindel: "I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!"