Ode To My Car Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Here we go!

2 Piece of shit car

3 I got a piece of shit car

4 That fuckin' pile of shit

5 Never gets me very far

6 My car's a big piece of shit

7 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot

8 And my seatbelt's fucking broken

9 I got to tie it in a knot

10 (It's a piece of shit)

11 I can't see through the windshield

12 'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack

13 And the interior smells real bad

14 'Cause my friend puked in the back

15 (It's a piece of shit)

16 (Piece of shit car)

17 Piece of shit car

18 (He's got a piece of shit car)

19 It sucks royal dick!

20 (That fuckin' pile of shit)

21 100% crap

22 (Never gets him very far)

23 Oh fuck you car

24 It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track

25 Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack

26 (They can bite his ass too)

27 And I got no fuckin' brakes

28 I'm always way out of control

29 Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole!"

30 (You fuckin' piece of shit)

31 (Piece of shit car)

32 I got piece of shit car

33 (He got a piece of shit car)

34 Diesel gas sucks my ass

35 (That fuckin' pile of shit)

36 That pile of metal shit

37 (Never gets him very far)

38 Oh what the fuck did I do?

39 What the fuck did I do?

40 What the fuck did I do,

41 To get stuck with you?

42 You're too wide for drive-thru

43 And you smell like the shoe

44 But I'm too broke to buy something new

45 Oh fuck me

46 Well the engine likes to flood

47 The car always fuckin' stalls

48 And the seat cushion's got a big rip

49 So a spring always pokes the balls

50 (Ouch, ouch, ouch)

51 Plus the door locks are busted

52 I gotta use a fucking coat hanger

53 (What a pain in his ass)

54 And if a girlie sees my car

55 There's no chance I'll ever bang her

56 (He never ever gets da pussy)

57 Hey shut up

58 (Piece of shit car)

59 You piece of shit car

60 (You got a piece of shit car)

61 You piece of shit car

62 (Piece of shit car)

63 Bald fuckin' tires

64 (You got a piece of shit car)

65 No rearview fucking mirror

66 (Piece of shit car)

67 73 colors

68 (You got a piece of shit car)

69 Fucking rag for a gas cap

70 (Piece of shit car)

71 Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere

72 (You got a piece of shit car)

73 (Piece of shit car)

74 (You got a piece of shit car)

75 (Piece of shit car)

76 Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser

77 (You got a piece of shit car)

78 Cabby give me a push

79 (Piece of shit car...)