Patch Song Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 A wont a you a dance wit me at the annual all star a banquet

2 A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet

3 Everyone in town will be lookin their best,

4 Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast.

5 Its a kind of a nite when ur feet match

6 When u feel nearly 5 foot 3!

7 They'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in their pants

8 Cuz there's a patch at the all star a banquet waiting for me!