Pickin' Daisies Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 ("what's the matter honey, are you not feeling well?

2 it's okay, mama will take care of you")

3 not really sick, but don't you know

4 i still say i am

5 dad just mumbles, 'there goes my girlie son

6 actin' up again'

7 ("how could you be my kid?")

8 mom knows i'm fakin' it, but she understands

9 what'll happen if i go

10 the last four days

11 the tough guys have been on a roll

12 (they show him no mercy)

13 plenty of name calling and pushing my head

14 in the toilet bowl

15 (they call him a loser)

16 but they won't get their hands on me today

17 cause home with mama

18 is where i'm gonna stay

19 we're pickin' daisies

20 ("who cares about them anyway?")

21 pickin' daisies

22 ("they'll all be working for you someday")

23 pickin' daisies

24 ("they're just jealous of you")

25 pickin' daisies

26 ("next year you'll go to private school")

27 can't play sports or games,

28 i'm only really good at reading

29 (he can't catch a football)

30 apparently that's not too cool,

31 that's why my nose is usually bleeding

32 (plus they give him fat lips)

33 at this time yesterday, my underwear

34 was over my head

35 but i'll be safe today,

36 i know cause mama said

37 we're pickin' daisies

38 ("who really cares what they think?")

39 pickin' daisies

40 ("you should talk about it with your shrink")

41 pickin' daisies

42 ("they'll all end up in jail")

43 pickin' daisies

44 ("marshall's is having a sale")

45 i know tomorrow it'll all start up again

46 (he'll be greeted with a headlock)

47 and all that i can do is sit and pray

48 for the weekend

49 but i know when i'm older,

50 i'll look back and laugh

51 at all those kids who pulled my pants down

52 and took that photograph

53 cause we'll be through with kickball

54 we'll all be weak and old

55 but i will be the only one

56 with a magic place to go

57 pickin' daisies

58 ("you're better off in the end")

59 pickin' daisies

60 ("who cares? i'll be your friend")

61 pickin' daisies

62 ("you can always count on me")

63 pickin' daisies

64 ("i made you some iced tea")

65 pickin' daisies....

66 ("you are, too, very handsome, just not in a traditional way"....

67 "when i was a kid we didn't have videogames, just pinball. but i could learn"..

68 "well they're just upset that they don't have earmuffs"....

69 "you can come to aerobics class with me and watch, all the ladies love you!"...

70 "who needs name brand shirts? yours is the same thing without a fancy tag"...

71 "why don't you go to sleep? and when you wake up, then i'll play you the eddie

72 fisher record"...)