Red Hooded Sweatshirt Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 My mom bought you when I was just 13,

2 the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.

3 She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out,

4 "That's too big for you!" the other chlidren would shout.

5 But we stuck together, we didn't quit,

6 and now the children say, "What a perfect fit."

7 I love you sweeeeatshirt

8 red hooded

9 sweeeeatshirt

10 dip dip dip

11 sweeeeatshirt

12 shama lama ding dong

13 sweeeeatshirt.

14 I like to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch,

15 it makes them feel comfy like a big soft couch.

16 And I don't care if the weather's no good,

17 I say "See you later rain" as I pull up my hood.

18 Remember that long bus trip when I needed a nap?,

19 I used you as a pillow on that Spanish lady's lap.

20 I love you sweeeeatshirt

21 red hooded

22 sweeeeatshirt

23 dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt

24 shama lama ding dong

25 sweeeeatshirt.

26 Oh what is it about you that makes me so jolly?

27 Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly?

28 I don't knoooooooww

29 ohh ohh hoo hoo hoo.

30 Oh red hooded sweatshirt we been through a lot together

31 like that time I played in that shirts

32 and skins basketball game and I had to take you off

33 and throw you in the corner of the gym.

34 I was midway through the game and then I saw you looking at me.

35 You were staring as if to say

36 "Adam, you suck at basketball, you dribble like a damn woman.

37 " I was so mad I challenged you to a game of one on one

38 and you know sweatshirt, even though I beat you 11 to 9,

39 deep in my soul I know you missed those lay-ups on purpose.

40 You let me win and that why Kevin- help me out

41 I love you sweeeeatshirt

42 red hooded

43 sweeeeatshirt

44 dip dip dip

45 sweeeeatshirt

46 shama lama ding dong

47 sweeeeatshirt.

48 Come on audience members, help me out here.

49 I love you sweeeeatshirt

50 red hooded

51 sweeeeatshirt

52 dip dip dip

53 sweeeeatshirt

54 shama lama ling dong

55 sweeeeatshirt.

56 I love you sooooooooooo.

57 Happy Valentine's Everybody!