She Comes Home To Me Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Though I have been a fool for love

2 I have finally made my score

3 I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast

4 But she loves me the most

5 Even though she's a highly paid whore

6 She'll give head to a sheep

7 She can stuff three cocks in her cheek

8 But she comes home to me

9 She'll do the groom and the best man

10 She'll slap your ass in the back of a van

11 But she comes home to me

12 She could fuck nine guys in a row

13 But still have a tenth for me

14 And I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips

15 Unless you pay an extra fifty

16 So mister, don't you fall in love

17 Cause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove

18 Since her heart belongs to me

19 She has a throat that just won't quit

20 She can take all of it

21 And still have room for your balls

22 but she shops in the malls for me

23 She'll say twelve then call back and say one

24 But I don't care I know it's just work not fun

25 When she blows you, Jack

26 Don't you think she's not thinking of me

27 She'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack

28 But strictly for the cash

29 And it's only me who doesn't pay a fee

30 to watch her put a water bottle in her gash

31 (Put a water bottle in her gash)

32 She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin'

33 But don't you dare try to go antique-ing

34 Cause she does that with me

35 Her pussy's sweet as honey

36 But when she moans, it's just for the money

37 Unless she's sittin' on me

38 She'll cram your asshole with a mouse

39 But she won't do it in our house

40 Tough luck, Jack

41 She knows that don't fly with me

42 She might eat your wife's box

43 But she won't tell ya where you left your socks

44 She rolled up and down your fat prick

45 But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick

46 She's got a face full of nuts

47 And a mouth full of cocks

48 She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block,

49 She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game

50 But they never got to know her actual name

51 On your face she will piss

52 On your chest she might poop

53 But she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup

54 That's simply reserved..

55 Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya

56 But she'll never thank you for free

57 Cause baby... comes home to me.

58 Comin' home!!