Sloppy Joe Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 I woke up in the morning

2 Put on my new plastic glove

3 Served some reheated Salisbury steak

4 With a little slice of love

5 I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of

6 I just know everything's doing fine down here in

7 Lunch Lady Land

8 Oh!

9 Well, I wear this net on my head

10 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out

11 I wear these brown orthopedic shoes

12 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout

13 I know you want seconds on the corn dogs

14 Cut there's no reason to shout

15 Everybody get enough food down here in

16 Lunch lady land

17 Well, yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes

18 And my breath reeks of tuna

19 And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose

20 Oh

21 Hoagies and grinders

22 Hoagies and grinders

23 Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans, navy beans

24 Hoagies and grinders

25 Hoagies and grinders

26 Navy beans, navy beans

27 Meatloaf sandwich

28 Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, yah

29 Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, uh-huh

30 Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, ah

31 Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy *pbbt*

32 Dreamt one morning and I woke up to see

33 All the pepperoni pizza was'a lookin' at me

34 It screamed "Why do you burn me and serve me up cold?"

35 I said "I got the spatula, just do what you're told"

36 Then the liver and onion started joinin' the fight

37 And the chocolate pudding pushed me

38 With-a all it's might

39 Then the chop suey pushed me and it kicked me in the head

40 "It's called revenge, lunch lady" said the garlic bread

41 I said "What did I do to make you all so mad"

42 They said "You got flabby arms and your breath is bad"

43 Then the green beans said "You better run and hide"

44 But then my friend Sloppy joe came and joined my side

45 He said "if it wasn't for the lunch lady the kids wouldn't eat ya"

46 "You should be shaking her hand and saying 'Pleased to meet ya'"

47 She gives you a purpose and she give you a goal

48 You should be kissin her feet and kissin' her mole

49 So "now all the angry food just leave me alone"

50 And we all lived together in a happy home

51 Thanks to

52 Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, yeah

53 Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, yee-ah

54 Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, uh-huh

55 Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

56 Now me and sloppy joe got married

57 We got six kids and we're doin' just fine

58 Down in lunch lady land!