Stan Song Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 [Spoken]

2 This song's about my father

3 [Sung]

4 Born in 1935 in Brooklyn, New York

5 The son of Anna and Phil

6 At 19 years old he married my mother Judy

7 And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale's bill

8 Right away they started on a family

9 Three smart kids popped out of mom's tummy

10 But then one steamy night Dad forgot to wear his raincoat

11 Nine months later, out came the dummy

12 Dad was six foot two and two hundred and fifty pounds

13 And as sweet as he was strong

14 He was always known to be pretty well endowed

15 But believe me he didn't pass that one along

16 (I did get Grandma's ass tho)

17 Oh Stan the man was my hero

18 With a golf swing that made men cry

19 He'd take their money and put it in his top drawer

20 Then I'd steal it so I could get high

21 But he beat that habit, out of me

22 Oh Dad thanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johnny Carson

23 Thanks for swimming with me at Livingston Park

24 Thanks for telling me to always punch a kid in the face

25 If he made an anti-semitic remark

26 Say hi to both my grandma's and grandpa's

27 And tell me dog Meatball I miss him so

28 But most important dad, take advantage of being in Heaven

29 Go bank Marilyn Monroe

30 Mom said it's cool, Just wear a raincoat

31 Oh Stan the man was my hero

32 He still is and always will be

33 Cuz he didn't give too much a crap about nothing

34 Except loving his family

35 Oh Stan the man is gone

36 But will always live on