Steve Polychronopolous Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 I'm a big fuckin' dick

2 I'm a pain in your ass

3 I drink all your beer

4 I'll eat the last slice

5 I'll give you charley horses

6 I'll pull your shorts down at the beach

7 I always need a ride

8 Nobody likes me

9 My name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

10 I spit when I talk

11 I swear in front of your mother

12 I throw shit at the movies

13 I wear tight pants

14 I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket

15 And then I don't show

16 I tell you I saw your girlfriend

17 Fucking two guys at a party

18 'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

19 I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned

20 I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it

21 Polychronopolous

22 Pansy

23 Pussy

24 Shit for brains

25 Douchebag

26 I'll leave your gate open

27 So your dog runs away

28 I'll make fun of your pimple

29 Then I'll grab your sister's ass

30 'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

31 And I don't care

32 And I don't give a shit

33 I'll break your brother's stereo

34 And then tell him it was you

35 You think you're better than me

36 Well you're fucking wrong

37 Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

38 Deal with it