Sweet Beatrice Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Hangin' with my sweet amour

2 She came out with a lion's roar

3 Yellin' "I'm goin' to the corner store,"

4 Be back at quarter to four

5 "Don't slam you pinkies in the drawer"

6 She can be like a maiden from the days of yore

7 Hangin' out at Studio 54

8 Break-dancin' on the slick, brick disco floor

9 With Lionel Richie

10 Who, by the way, was a Commodore

11 One time she gave mouth-to-mouth to a snaggle-tooth boar

12 Who couldn't breathe right since the Vietnam War

13 Then she played Chinese Checkers with Skeletor

14 And went camping with Eva Gabor

15 She's my sweet Beatrice

16 She's my sweet Beatrice

17 She's my sweet Beatrice

18 And, she's coming home

19 I got a picture of her down by the seashore

20 Wearing a bikini made of purple velour

21 Her hair's up like Conway Twitty's pompadour

22 With the smile of Guy LeFleur

23 She got the ups and the downs like an elevator

24 But deep inside she's a marshmallow s'more

25 Can bake a cake as big as Jupitor

26 Either/or, neither/nor

27 She'll share it with your Labrador

28 She can run faster than a blazing meteor

29 Loves Winnie the Pooh and his friend Eeyore

30 Can make a pipe out of an apple core

31 That's a trick she learned from Roberto Parrish

32 Down in Ecuador

33 You know why?

34 She's my sweet Beatrice

35 She's my sweet Beatrice

36 She's my sweet Beatrice

37 And she's coming home

38 Well, for sure, she opened the door

39 Whipped out a three-foot fishing lure

40 Sexually, that made me feel insecure

41 Like the time I was a roadie

42 On Elton John's tour

43 She said "Let's go catch some Piscatore!"

44 I said "Beatrice, you don't eat fish no more"

45 She said "By G-d, you're right!"

46 So we took ourselves a snore

47 And when we woke up 10 hours later

48 We made "Love Du Jour"

49 She's my sweet Beatrice

50 She's my sweet Beatrice

51 She's my sweet Beatrice

52 And she came home

53 She likes to clean out the attic every now and then

54 She's gonna knit me a brand new golfing bag

55 We gonna watch ourselves a John Wayne movie

56 Then we gonna free all the doggies at the kennel

57 She gonna try on my third grade mittens

58 She'll keep 'em on even though they're way to small

59 Well, she ain't never gonna hurt me

60 She ain't never gonna let me down

61 She ain't never gonna tell nobody

62 I'm afraid of birds and spiders

63 Well,

64 Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice

65 Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice

66 Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice

67 Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice

68 Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice

69 Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice

70 And she loves Pat Summerall