Teenage Love On The Phone Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Performed by Adam Sandler and Allen Covert

2 Richie: "So ya doin' good?"

3 Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?"

4 Richie: "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours."

5 Samantha: "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't want me on the phone. So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming."

6 Richie: "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi..."

7 (She hangs up phone)

8 (Phone rings)

9 Richie: "Hello?"

10 Samantha: "Sorry, I thought he was coming."

11 Richie: "That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet

12 Samantha: "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights."

13 Richie: "Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around..."

14 (She hangs up phone)

15 Richie: "Come on.."

16 (Phone rings)

17 Richie: "Hey."

18 Samantha: "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."

19 Richie: "That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying? Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."

20 (She hangs up the phone again)

21 Richie: "Give me a break..."

22 (Phone rings)

23 Richie: "Hello."

24 Samantha: "Sorry. It was just my dog."

25 Richie: "Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?"

26 Samantha: "He just thinks I'm on the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I gotta go."

27 Richie: "Don't hang up!"

28 Samantha: "Richie, I can't talk!"

29 Richie: "No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him."

30 Samantha: "It's not my dad."

31 Richie: "What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?"

32 Samantha: "Uh, just look Richie, someone is here."

33 Richie: "Who's there? Is it a guy!?"

34 Samantha: "Richie!"

35 Richie: "I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!"

36 Samantha: "oh.. it's just.. hold on."

37 (Hands phone to guy)

38 Richie: "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl!

39 You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!"

40 Buffoon: "Fuckin' shit!"

41 Richie: "Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!"

42 Buffoon: "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button."

43 Richie: "Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"

44 (Richie slams down phone)

45 Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?"

46 Buffoon: "My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!"

47 Samantha: "Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest." (Whispering) "I love you..."