The Adventures Of The Cow Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, and Randi

2 Transcribed by a fan

3 "And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

4 (Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow)

5 Cow: Moo

6 "And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"

7 (Plane sounds)

8 M1: Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it

9 Cow: Moo

10 (Ripcord sounds)

11 Cow: Moo,mrr

12 (Parachute opens)

13 Cow: Moow

14 (Thud)

15 "And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"

16 (Cow opening paper bag)

17 Cow: Moo,moo

18 (Car screeches, and turns back around)

19 Cow: Mrr

20 "And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim"

21 (Cow walking towards pool, big splash)

22 Cow: Moo

23 (Crowd cheering)

24 Cow: Mrr,mrr

25 (Underwater moo)

26 "And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"

27 F1: Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you

28 Cow: Moo

29 F1: Uh uh uh, you can't touch that

30 Cow: Moo

31 Bouncer: Keep your hands off the girl

32 Cow: Moo

33 Bouncer: Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave

34 Cow: Moo

35 M2: Hey watch it cow

36 "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

37 (Tennis ball being hit)

38 Farmer: That was out

39 Cow: Moo

40 Farmer: Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out

41 Cow: Moo

42 Farmer: By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out

43 Cow: Moo

44 Farmer: Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out

45 Cow: Mrr

46 Farmer: You cannot see from that angle

47 Cow: Moo

48 "And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"

49 (Phone rings, cow picks it up)

50 Farmer: Hello may I speak to the cow

51 Cow: Moo

52 Farmer: Hi, I'm a famous actor

53 Cow: Moo

54 Farmer: Oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me

55 Cow: Moo

56 Farmer: Why don't I make reservations?

57 Cow: Moo

58 Farmer: And why don't I tell you my real name? farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle

59 Cow: Mrr

60 Farmer: Take that fatty

61 Cow: Mrr

62 (Slams down phone)

63 "And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"

64 (Car sounds)

65 Farmer: Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.

66 (Car hits farmer)

67 Farmer: Oooh

68 Cow: Mooooooooooooo