The Amazing Willy Wanker Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 When I was just a little wee lad

2 I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad

3 Something jumped and poked me good

4 'That' he said 'just me morning wood'

5 A little tin soldier's marchin by

6 Sergeant major unzips his fly

7 Pulls his weapon from his camouflage pants

8 Slaps away til it starts to dance

9 A shootin star's above my bed

10 Changin colors of my mushroom head

11 A rainbow jizz flys across the room

12 Little white spermies meet their doom

13 (Ah!) The amazing Willy Wanker!

14 (Aaaah!) The amazing Willy Wanker!

15 And my scrotum sack he says

16 Lalalalalala, tickle me!

17 Little green men from outer space

18 Here to exterminate the human race

19 Drop their ray guns and retreat to their ships

20 When marshmallow sauce squirts from me tip

21 Like a knight of olden Camelot

22 The goo takes off like an arrow shot

23 Gwynevere drops to her knees and begs

24 For the spittin dragon between me legs

25 I'm using my thing for what it's for

26 Gentle knock upon me door

27 Mumsy drops her cup of tea

28 When she sees my wank standing tall and free

29 (Ah!) The one and only Willy Wanker!

30 (Aaaaah!) Here comes Willy Wanker!

31 And my marble sack he says

32 Lalalalalala, tickle me!

33 Rasberry scones and marmalade!

34 Squeezing my squid in the evening shine!

35 Visions of mermaids in the sky!

36 Shooting my load in me own left eye!

37 Gramps was a hero in the first World War

38 But he ain't got no dick no more

39 Comes home smokin from the corner pub

40 Makes poor old Gramsy kiss his nub

41 The world spins around like a big bass drum

42 Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals bum

43 The Irish dance and the Scotsmem howl

44 Time to clean up with the washroom towel

45 (Ah, yeah!) It's only Willy Wanker, yeah!

46 (Ah!) The lonely Willy Wanker!

47 And my wrinkled sack he says

48 Lalalalalala, tickle me!