The Boss And The Secretary Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Louise?

2 Yes, sir?

3 I want ya in here right now!

4 I'll be right in.

5 Damn straight you'll be right in

6 What do you need, sir?

7 What do I need? You know what I need

8 Uh, no I don't, sir

9 I want you to come on over here, fish my xxxx out of these

10 trousers, and xxxx on it for a while!

11 Sir, I don't think I can do something like that!

12 Oh, you can and you will, bitch! Kneel down, now!

13 What if someone comes in?

14 You think I give a flying xxxx about that shit? You get over

15 here and you start suckin it! Well, alright...

16 Yeah! Yeah, that's it! Reach in there! Reach in there and get

17 yourself some candy

18 Okay...

19 Okay, a little lower, though...

20 Umm... alright...

21 Little... little lower...

22 Yeah?

23 No, to the left!

24 Left?

25 Damn, bitch, do I gotta do everything? Pull down my pants!

26 O.. Okay...

27 Now the tighty whities, pull that xxxx down too

28 Mmmm....

29 Watch out now, here it comes! Boing! Now what you think of that?

30 What do I think of what?

31 This! My ding-a-ling! Come on, play with the xxxx a little

32 Uh, okay...

33 Lower, baby! Gettin warmer...

34 Okay...

35 Let me pull the fatty rolls apart, spring that xxxx out for ya

36 Yeah, that would help

37 Whoop, there it is!

38 Haha... What the xxxx is that?

39 Play with the shit

40 Okay...

41 That's right, jack it up and down

42 Well...

43 Up and down!

44 Well, it's hard to grab onto!

45 Keep tryin, you thick fingered bitch! Use your pinkies!

46 Oh, okay... I'll try that

47 Yeah, now we got it goin on...

48 Yeah?

49 Let me xxxx those pinkies...

50 Okay...

51 Yeah...

52 Okay...

53 Keep pressure on the sides of it, baby, keep it sprung! Yeah!

54 Tell me how much you love it

55 Ooh, I love it

56 Tell me it makes you horny

57 Ooh, I'm gettin real horny

58 Tell me it's bigger than a Tic Tac

59 But it isn't!

60 I don't give a xxxx if it is or isn't! Say it is!

61 Alright! Your dick is bigger than a Tic Tac!

62 Damn right, Tic Tac, cashew, thumbtack, half a grape, it's

63 bigger than all that shit!

64 All that xxxx put together!

65 Now don't get crazy on me, bitch, let's keep this xxxx semi-real

66 Aw, I like a man who shaves down here!

67 I don't shave that shit, bitch! I'm still waitin on them weeds to

68 bust out and grow and what not!

69 What? You mean you haven't reached puberty?

70 I guess the only way to get you to shutup is to throw a dick in your mouth!

71 Okay...

72 Well, then xxxx on that shit!

73 Uh, okay... Mmmm... yeah, I'm suckin... suckin away here

74 That's a pimple, you dumb twat!

75 Ugg...

76 Move your mouth lower!

77 Mmmmm

78 Oh, oh yeah, now you're on it! You're on it!

79 I'm on it?

80 That's it!

81 Okay!

82 Oh, that feels nice!

83 Okay!

84 Oh, hell yeah!

85 Yeah, there you go!

86 Oh, oh, shit, xxxxx ow!!

87 What's wrong?

88 It's caught between your teeth! Get it out! Get it out!

89 I'm sorry, sir!

90 Don't be flossin with that shit, you gap-toothed bitch! Be careful!

91 Look, maybe I should just lick it then, okay?

92 Do somethin!

93 Im gonna lick it! Cause I love to lick that thing, okay?

94 Yeah...

95 Yeah, baby...

96 Yeah!

97 Yeah, you like that, baby?

98 Oh, yeah!

99 Whoah, whoah, whoah!!! Somethin just spewed all over my face!

100 That was the pimple again!

101 Oh, uh uh...

102 Let me reiterate. Down. Lower. Bitch!

103 Okay, you fat fuck!

104 What's that?

105 I'm just playin with ya, haha...

106 Oh, you better be playin! Oh yeah, that's it, now you're on it!

107 I'm on it?

108 Oh, oh smoke that roast, bitch...

109 Okay...

110 Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down, not so fast!

111 Oh, okay

112 I got xxxx I wanna do to you, woman!

113 Oh boy...

114 Time to pull your dress off... You're gonna get fucked!

115 I don't know, sir, I mean... is that... is that really possible?

116 Don't give me no lip, bitch! You want me to smack you in the

117 face with this shit?

118 Hahahahaha

119 "Hahaha" you laughin now? Get the xxxxxx dress off!

120 Well, alright, but you have to promise me you're gonna use a condom

121 You know I can't wear that shit!

122 I do, I'm just playin! Hahahaha

123 Condom! You've been watchin too many of those XXX movies,

124 seein that fake dick xxxx those actors have hangin off their real dicks

125 Those aint fake dicks, those are real big dicks!

126 Bitch, I suppose you think Star Wars is real, too! That they

127 really got space ships and Chewbaki and all that shit! Stupid,

128 colorful bitch! Hahahaha!

129 Alright, my panties are off... You gonna try to xxxx me now, or what?

130 Try? I'm gonna xxxx your eyes crossed, you apathetic bitch!

131 Wham, wham, wham! How you like me now, bitch, how you like me now?

132 Is it seriously in?

133 In? You gotta stop xxxxxx all them rhinos and blue whales! Not

134 only is it in, but the shit's about to blow! Ooooh! Mmmm...

135 Hope you're on the pill, bitch, cause I blew that wad all up in ya

136 I.. I got it, it's right on the end of this hair, here

137 Shit, yeah, clean yourself up, bitch. There's a beach towel in

138 my bathroom

139 I'll just use this Q-tip

140 Whatever, just do it and get the xxxx back to work!

141 Okay, BB Dick!

142 What's that?

143 I'm just playin! Bye!

144 Shit, what a life I've got... It's good to be Mr. Peter Bodd... Damn good