The Chanukah Song Part III Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Put on your yarmulke

2 Here comes Chanukah

3 Once again it's onaka

4 The miracle of Chanukah

5 Chanukah is the festival of lights

6 One day of presents, hell no, we get eight crazy nights

7 But if you still feel like the only kid in two without a Christmas tree

8 I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you, so here comes number three

9 Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing

10 So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will & Grace's Debra Messing

11 Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with dairy

12 Maybe they shoulda called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie"

13 We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack Black

14 Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back

15 We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe

16 But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow, I'm Jewish

17 Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah

18 The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukah

19 Osama bin Laden, not a big fan of the Jews

20 Well maybe that's 'cause he lost a figure skating match

21 to gold medalist Sarah Hughes, her mama's Jewish

22 Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets with such precision

23 But the one thing they could not get out of - their painful circumcisions

24 As for half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one

25 And Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all, but it looks to me like he ate one

26 Gwenyth Paltrow's half-Jewish, but a full time Oscar winner

27 Jennifer Conelly's half-Jewish too, and I'd like to put some more in her

28 There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck, and Paula Abdul

29 Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew School

30 Natalie Portmonika, it's time to celebrate Chanukah

31 I hope I get an abtronika, on this joyful, toyful Chanukah

32 So get a high colonika, and soil your Long Johnikas

33 If you really, really wannaka

34 Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah