The Chanukah Song Part IV Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah

2 So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah

3 Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights,

4 Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights.

5 When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,

6 Here’s the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf, Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin, and me!

7 Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel

8 So does Stan Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google

9 Adam Levine wears a Jewish star

10 So does Drake and Seth Rogen

11 Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan

12 We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush

13 And if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about Geddy Lee from Rush?

14 We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk

15 But we also don’t have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk (smart Jew!)

16 Put on your yarmulke, it’s time for Chanukah

17 Harry Potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate Chanukah

18 Jared from Subway: God dammit, a Jew!

19 But guess who’s Jewish and can fix him? ''Loveline''’s Dr. Drew (get on it doc!)

20 Princess Leia cuts the challah with Queen Elsa from ''Frozen''

21 David Beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen

22 Ron Jeremy is fully Jewish and so is his foot-long buddy

23 Shia LaBeouf is half a Jew but 100 percent nutty

24 It’s cool that Santa Claus makes Christmas so merry

25 But we get two jolly fat guys: ice cream’s Ben & Jerry (both Jewish!)

26 From New York to Iran-ukah, get up and celebrate Chanukah

27 Don’t mess with the Zohan-ukah, let’s all get along for Chanukah

28 So drink your Jaegerbomb-ukah and smoke your medical-chron-ukah

29 If you really, really wan-ukah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah.