The Chanukah Song Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Okay

2 This is a song that uhh

3 There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh

4 Not too many Chanukah songs

5 So uhh

6 I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs

7 Here we go!

8 Put on your yarmulke

9 Here comes Hanukkah

10 So much funukkah

11 To celebrate Hanukkah

12 Hanukkah is

13 The Festival of Lights

14 Instead of one day of presents

15 We have eight crazy nights!

16 When you feel like the only kid in town

17 Without a Christmas tree

18 Here's a list of people who are Jewish

19 Just like you and me

20 David Lee Roth lights the Menorah

21 So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dina Shore-ah

22 Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?

23 Bowzer from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli

24 Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too

25 Put them together, what a fine looking Jew!

26 You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"

27 Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)

28 Put on your yarmulke

29 Its time for Hanukkah

30 The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs

31 Celebrates Hanukkah

32 O.J. Simpson: not a Jew

33 But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)

34 We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby

35 Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish - not too shabby!

36 Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is

37 Well he's not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges!

38 So many Jews are in showbiz

39 Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

40 Tell your friend Veronica

41 Its time you celebrate Hanukkah

42 I hope I get a harmonica

43 On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah

44 So drink your gin and tonic-ah

45 And smoke your marijuani-kkah

46 If you really, really wanna-kkha

47 Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah

48 Happy Hanukkah!