The Cheerleader Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren

2 (Sound of pom-poms)

3 Cheerleader: (With annoying feminine voice) "Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!"

4 (Performing cheer)

5 Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - Yeah!"

6 (No response)

7 Cheerleader: "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!"

8 (Still no response)

9 Cheerleader: "Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -"

10 Guy in crowd: "Sit down!"

11 Cheerleader: "You guys are assholes!" (Whining) "You think this is easy being a cheerleader!? Let's see you come down here and try it!"

12 Guy: "Shut up!"

13 Cheerleader: "You're the one who should be shutting up! This is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid for my pom-poms with my own money." (Half-crying)

14 Guy: "You suck!"

15 Cheerleader: (Hurt) "I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything."

16 (Something hurled and hit Cheerleader)

17 Cheerleader: "Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!" (Whining)

18 (Crowd cheering softly in background)

19 Guy: "We're sorry."

20 (Pause)

21 Guy: "Just kidding, you suck!"

22 Cheerleader: (Half-crying) "Ahhaw..No..."