The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 (Adam Sandler):

2 And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.

3 (Man):

4 So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

5 (Excite Southerner):

6 ...Good question, I have a good answer for that...first first first of all I am

7 a very...very hard work...vocational skills...I went to...willing to work on a

8 holidays...I had a tango and mirumba lessons...learning to get along with other

9 people...but I'm sorry I got my G.E.D....with a overtime...time and a

10 half...speakin in two languages...Spanish and a...a..another one....and I and

11 and...loyal like a dog...tell you that much...willin to start at the

12 bottom...and also willing...to stay there...your intestines...completely

13 flawless...drug-free with a...whoo-wee..good references...if you call my last

14 boss...he was..actually he was gonna inform me...with a...I got no dependence

15 with the W-2 form...and I was wondering..

16 (Man):

17 You know what? That's great but uh we don't have anything open right now.

18 Thanks for comin' down.

19 (Excited Southerner):

20 Cool.

21 (Man):

22 Are you alright?