The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 (Adam Sandler):

2 And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop.

3 (Cop):

4 Do you realize how fast you were going sir?

5 {Excited Southerner):

6 Yes..yes I do...and uh there is an explanation for that...first of all..let me

7 start off by saying...I...I...I...I...I...you...you...you... you...work very

8 hard...and I do respect what you do...protectin and uh

9 servin...I...I...I...speedometer...got the...lead foot...you got the radar

10 gun...not reliable...I...I...got the diarrhea...got to...get home..for

11 the...whoo...it...uh...it pregnant wife...she's at the hospital right

12 now...giving birth to twins...I gotta get there...got...the guy next to me

13 was...going faster than me....just keeping up...with the traffic...my

14 cousin's....also a state trooper...in New Jersey...maybe you could talk to...a

15 tree branch was...covering the speed limit sign...with a...and a truck was

16 tailgating me...I just hope...

17 (Cop):

18 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Here's your ticket. Save it for the judge.