The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 (Adam Sandler):

2 And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.

3 (Man):

4 Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he

5 just wanted to say hello.

6 (Excited Southerner):

7 Well I...I can't...believe...I'm in the...laser disc...Mr.Gibson...I...I

8 ...I...such a...got to...I...Braveheart was...you...you're...got your

9 autograph...with a 8X10 gloss...your face was burnt though...Tina

10 Turner...singing a song to the...mama...mother...mother...loves you too...got

11 to...Bird On the Water...not such a good picture but...you made up for it with

12 the Mad Max...got a...mail...mail was very...got so much going...and the koala

13 bears...got...I'm a big fan...Golden Globe awards...if maybe the people's

14 choice...

15 (Man):

16 Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.