The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Performed by Adam Sandler and Jon

2 Contributed by Chris Durkin

3 Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite

4 diner.

5 Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today?

6 Excited Southerner: Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh,

7 the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...I

8 saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees

9 with the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...I'm watching my

10 weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead

11 of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...I wanted to mix the ketchup with the

12 may-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate

13 plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate

14 special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-

15 Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready.

16 Excited Southerner: Hoooo...