The Mayor Of Pussytown Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll real pussies

2 ya'll ain't seen shit yet

3 eh yo man let em know

4 Oh yeah, guess who's back

5 it's the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsack

6 don't care about cheddar or the paper chase

7 i'm a fuckin grown man with zits on my face

8 a straight up chicken shit

9 a pansy ass punk

10 If i'm if i'm guarding your ass it's an automatic slam dunk

11 while thugs are at the party bustin all ya'lls asses

12 I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my glasses

13 Can't afford no rims my

14 my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it

15 I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes

16 back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times

17 I roll solo i ain't got no crew

18 i say please don't hit me more than a cow says moo

19 afraid of heights i'm a-scared in the dark

20 i walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the park

21 denied by the bloods, turned down by the crypts

22 my fuckin auntie kicked my ass and she got 2 plastic hips

23 when i step to the club feel free to stare me down

24 because I just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown

25 May-or-of-pus-sy-town

26 When bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tv

27 slumped out on the couch so no one can see

28 unless I hear somebody knockin on my door

29 then you'll see me crawlin cross the mother fuckin floor

30 i've been a fuckin coward every day of my life,

31 that's why I pretend I don't know everyone's banging my wife

32 i won't sit on the porch, i don't want no trouble

33 i'm more afraid of goin out than the fuckin boy in a bubble

34 when the shit goes down i make a break so fast

35 look like a mother fuckin rocket goin past

36 searchin for the sneakiest place to hide

37 straight into the ladies room, ain't got no pride

38 slippin slidin, runnin hidin

39 you know damn well it's a scooter i'm ridin

40 oh no here we go, out come the glocks

41 i take off so fast i pop out my socks

42 you gonna fuck with me, i'll cry then run

43 i called the cops when i got shot with a fuckin squirt gun

44 He clams up he shuts down

45 His pants he almost shits

46 He'll even look the other way if you grab his grandma's tits

47 well I had a little poodle but neighbor's stoled her

48 i'd shoot her with an ak but the kick hurts my shoulder

49 i can't pop no gun and i can't fist fight

50 hell i'm afraid to take out the fuckin garbage at night

51 I use the steps in the pool cause i'm terrified to dive

52 don't fuck with my floaties they's whats keepin me alive, bitch

53 never drank remy never delt crack

54 one time I smoked weed i had a panic attack

55 if you're looking for my dick in the mens locker room

56 just bring your binoculars with a fuckin super zoom

57 naw i'm just playin i don't fuckin change in there

58 the one time I did got my bush sprayed off with nair

59 but did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt

60 i did what i do best, i broke the fuck out

61 i ain't lookin at you i ain't tryin to front

62 it's aight with me you called my jimmy a cunt

63 freakin sneakin crawlin creepin

64 when the gangs are bangin i'm in the basement sleepin

65 i'm straight from the streets seen trouble in every side

66 when the shit hits the fan i throw on a fuckin disguise

67 fake nose fake wig fake beard

68 it all worked pretty good

69 sometimes I just use a map and a funny accent

70 and pretend I got lost in the hood mother fucker

71 now all you coward mother fuckers out there

72 walkin round with your head hangin low

73 just cause you ate one dick

74 just know

75 my man the mayor, had to suck off his whole high school

76 case closed

77 May-or-of-pus-sy-town