Welcome My Son Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Welcome my son to your very first day

2 So proud to be the one who brought you this way

3 I love you with all my heart

4 And my love is here to stay

5 But I can't help worrying will you eventually smoke weed?

6 Soon enough you'll be walking

7 You and me hand in hand

8 The silly words you'll be talkin'

9 Only daddy can understand

10 We'll go out making snowmen

11 Building castles in the sand

12 And all the time I'm thinking, will this kid end up smoking' weed?

13 But time keeps on going

14 And you keep on growin'

15 You're now six years old

16 You're getting so good at your spellin'

17 But my mind is always dwellin'

18 On the fact that you could be the kind of guy

19 Who grows up and needs to smoke weed on the couch

20 All the time

21 All the time

22 So answer me this while you're lying in your little bed

23 Why must you insist on bein' such a fuckin' pothead?

24 There's other things in life

25 That can make you feel good

26 But you just keep on smoking' your herb

27 You can't get enough of your precious, precious reefer

28 Where you getting all this money

29 To buy so much Hawaiian dope?