What the Hell Happened to Me? Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's one last little diddy just for you.

2 I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade,

3 Eat popcorn with grandpa while we watched the parade

4 But now I'm only happy when I'm drinking J.D.

5 What the hell happened to me?

6 I used to have fun throwing snowballs with my best friend Billy

7 And Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly

8 But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee

9 What the hell happened to me?

10 I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood

11 I only did the things that Momma said I should

12 But now I just do whatever I want

13 I even whipped it out in a restaurant

14 I used to help clean the park in the middle of town

15 And then played kickball til the sun went down

16 But now all I do is get VD,

17 What the hell happened to me?

18 It makes no sense

19 I can't believe I ended on me

20 I'm out of my gourd

21 Won't somebody please, help me?

22 A do-do-do-do-do wop-bop doobaly do

23 I'm kind of a wierdo