Zittly Van Zittles Lyrics - Adam Sandler

1 well I had myself a girlfriend

2 for almost two whole years

3 we had ourselves no secrets

4 we had no fears

5 there was nothin we wouldn't do

6 when we were in the sack

7 she'd even pop a zit on my back

8 one night I was out a-cheatin'

9 after i'd had a few

10 she caught me red handed

11 and said "we're through"

12 boo-hoo

13 now she got a new boyfriend

14 it nearly gave me a heart attack

15 cause who's gonna pop this zit on my back?

16 well I got a pimple and I don't know why

17 it keeps growin' in the same place

18 I can't reach it with my left or right hand

19 I wish it was on my face

20 it's four days old and it hurts so bad

21 but it's ready for a squeeze

22 won't somebody pop it for me please?

23 i'll give you ten dollars

24 if you're a girl in this lonely world

25 and you're lookin' for a guy

26 i'll never cheat again, I promise

27 that's no lie

28 there's only one thing I ask of you,

29 could we name our first child zach?

30 oh, one more thing,

31 please pop this zit on my back

32 (i'm dyin' here!)

33 a pimple-ay-hee

34 a pop-a-doodle-e-doo

35 squirt-heedle-e-hoo

36 well i'm sittin' alone

37 by the phone

38 and no one seems to call

39 I try to scrape my zit off

40 on the kitchen wall

41 well that don't work

42 so I look around

43 and find a big shiny thumb tack

44 put it on the floor, layed down,

45 popped the zit on my back.

46 (yeah... rock steady man)