Fruity Dude Lyrics - Avril Lavigne

1 She was a boy

2 He was a girl

3 Can I make it anymore obvious?

4 She was a jock

5 And he did ballet

6 What more can I say?

7 He wanted her

8 She'd never tell

9 But secretly she'd rather go to Hell

10 But all of his friends

11 Stuck up their nose

12 They had a problem with her boyish clothes..

13 He was a fruity dude

14 She said seeya later dude

15 He wasn't strong enough for her

16 She had a manly face

17 But her head was up in space

18 With all of the little green aliens..

19 Five years from now

20 She sits at home

21 Shaving her mustache

22 She's all alone

23 She turns on T.V.

24 Guess who she sees?

25 Fruity dude dissed her on MTV

26 She calls up her friends

27 They already know

28 But they can't stop thinking 'bout her B.O.

29 She soon finds out

30 He's got his own show

31 And he isn't fruity anymore..

32 He was a fruity dude

33 She said seeya later dude

34 He wasnt strong enough for her

35 Now he calls her a hoe

36 On his own T.V. show

37 Oh why did she ever turn him down?

38 He was a fruity dude

39 She said seeya later dude

40 He wasnt strong enough for her

41 Now he calls her a hoe

42 On his own T.V. show

43 Oh why did she ever turn him down?

44 Sorry girl but you screwed up

45 Well tough luck that boy's mine now

46 He is no longer a fruit

47 He says he's straight and acts it too

48 Too bad that you couldnt see

49 See the man that fruit can be

50 There is more than meets the eye

51 I see the man he is inside

52 He's now a boy

53 And I am a girl

54 Can I make it anymore obvious

55 We're going out

56 Haven't you heard?

57 That we'll someday rule the world..

58 He was a fruity dude

59 I said seeya later dude

60 I'll be on stage after your show

61 I'll be laughing crazily

62 Telling the audience

63 About that creep you used to know..

64 He was a fruity dude

65 I said seeya later dude

66 I'll be on stage after your show

67 I'll be laughing crazily

68 Telling the audience

69 About that creep you used to know..